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In a stunning celebration of endurance, questionable fashion choices, and persistent muscle cramps, the Bendigo International Madison is hitting the ripe age of 50...

Bendigo TAFE Unveils Certificate 2 in Car Theft

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Local Hero Out of Durries To Give To A Needy Stranger

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Local Expert Reckons Dog Wearing Collingwood Jumper Can’t Even Name Their Captain

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Bendigo Ford Fun Run Returns This Sunday Because Walking is Overrated

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Lansell Square Gym Buffs Feel The Burn In Epic Battle Against Daniel’s Donuts

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Poppet Head Takes Well-Deserved Spa Day; Residents Wonder If It’s Getting Botox

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Age-Defying Bendigo Man Declares, “I’m 9!” Throws Leap Year Birthday Bash for 36-Year-Old Self

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Dahlia & Arts Festival Plunges Into Chaos as T-Rex Breaks Loose

Man Excitedly Prepares for Meatstock Festival, Vows to Consume Entire Animal Kingdom

Caffeine Catastrophe: Office Riot Erupts as Coffee Machine Takes Unplanned Sick Leave

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Breaking! Dog Shit Can Go In The Organics Bin

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Pizza Hut Sign Elevates Itself To Heritage Status After Graffiti Makeover

Finding A Car Park Underground At Bendigo Marketplace Officially Declared A Blood Sport

Local Man Starting to Think Lost Trades Aren’t Actually Lost

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Bendigo Leads The Push For Gender Equality On International Man Boobs Day

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Man Successfully Avoids Eye Contact with Charity Collector At The Fountain

AFL Suggests Putting Zip Ties On Your Helmet To Prevent Magpie Attacks During Finals

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