All posts by Mike Elliott

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    Huntly Man Brags About Never Seeing Game Of Thrones

    HUNTLY MAN Guy Sunbury announced to his work colleague’s he has never seen an episode of Game Of Thrones. The conversation began around the water cooler during morning tea in June. He was asked if he was...

    • Posted November 20, 2017
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  • Hipster Crushed To Death By Own Man Bun

    BREAKING: Paramedics are preparing to transport a man to hospital after reportedly being crushed by his own Man Bun The incident occurred at a Butte St property in North Bendigo a short time after 9:45am. A Bendigo...

    • Posted November 17, 2017
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  • Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 24, 2017

    Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♌ Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22 Travel is in your future to Hawaii when someone asked you to be ‘Be pacific as possible’. ♍ Virgo | Aug. 23...

    • Posted July 24, 2017
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    Eaglehawk Student Cures Hangovers Permanently

    Eaglehawk Student Greg Frankly has created the most successful hangover cure. The 16 year old accidentally discovered “Uncle Greg’s Wake-Up Juice” upon returning from the school dance after a big night out. The recipe includes mixing every...

    • Posted July 22, 2017
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  • Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 17, 2017

    Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22 You will find a way new way to make homemade charcoal by putting a chicken in the oven and quickly checking your...

    • Posted July 17, 2017
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  • Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 10, 2017

    Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22 Your legs will hurt this week after you take the biggest crap in the toilet. You will be fine by Wednesday, but...

    • Posted July 14, 2017
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  • Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 3, 2017

    Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22 Your doctor will stuff up your surgery. It will be no big deal. You’ve always warn your heart on your sleeve. ♌...

    • Posted July 3, 2017
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  • Bendigo To Host John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt Convention

    Bendigo is set to host the first annual John-Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt Convention. The event will be hosted at the All Seasons Conference Centre next year. The convention, as announced by Mr Jingleheimer-Schmidt yesterday, is “invite only” for other...

    • Posted April 28, 2017
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    Bendigo Man Finishes Everything On Netflix

    EPSOM man Bruce Richards today announced on Social Media he had finished watching everything on Netflix. The 43 year old quit his position as a Barista 2 years ago to become a professional Netflix watcher. “I started...

    • Posted April 26, 2017
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  • Moron Gets Stuck In House Of Mirrors

    Huntly man Lance Richter, was trapped in the House of Mirrors in Rosalind Park for 5 hours yesterday. The 62-year-old father of 2 was with his children when he became disoriented and started freaking out. He sent...

    • Posted April 24, 2017
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