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Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Pantomime Horse Put Down After Breaking Leg

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The arts community is mourning the loss of a true icon, with condolences pouring in from all over Australia and overseas. Sir Prance-a-Lot, the beloved pantomime...

Taylor Swift Unveils Newest Persona: ‘Ted Swifton,’ Coles Busker

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In a shocking twist that has left fans scratching their heads, Taylor Swift has introduced her latest alter ego – meet 'Ted Swifton,' the 60-year-old...

Groovin The Moo Cancelled! Locals Devastated to Miss Out on Annual Opportunity to Pretend They Know Indie Bands

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The highly anticipated Groovin The Moo festival has been unceremoniously cancelled, leaving locals with no choice but to go back to pretending they have diverse...

Bendigo Council Ask Taylor Swift Fans To Fix Roads In Exchange For Eras Tickets

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City of Greater Bendigo has come up with a solution for the city's notorious pothole problem: enlisting the help of die-hard Taylor Swift fans to...

Taylor Swift Launches Fragrance Line Inspired by the Scent of Bendigo Creek

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Taylor Swift has unveiled her latest fragrance line, "Eau de Bendigo," inspired by the enchanting scent of Bendigo Creek. Known for its aromatic blend of...

Man Declares ‘Love is Blind,’ Breaks Up with Girlfriend for Having 20/20 Vision

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Epsom man Will Hart has declared that "love is blind" and promptly ended his relationship with his girlfriend, Emily Parker, for possessing the seemingly unforgivable...

Study Finds 99% of Valentine’s Day Cards Are Written by Googling Romantic Phrases

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Groundbreaking research conducted by the Eaglehawk Institute of Romance has discovered that 99% of Valentine's Day cards are penned by individuals who shamelessly resort to...

Study Reveals Most Successful Valentine’s Day Gifts Are Just Noise-Cancelling Headphones

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In a groundbreaking study conducted by The Bendigo Standard that is sure to redefine the meaning of romance, researchers have found that the most successful...

Devoted Swifties at The All Seasons Mistake Taylor Swift Tribute Act for the Real Thing

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Fans of Taylor Swift attending a tribute act at The All Seasons were reportedly convinced they were in the presence of the actual pop sensation....

Railway Station Declares Independence, Demands Recognition as Micronation of Eshaylandia

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Bendigo Railway Station declared itself an independent micronation today, proudly dubbing its newfound sovereignty "Eshaylandia." The newly self-proclaimed nation has unveiled its flag – a...
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