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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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Bendigo Council Elections A Shambles. America: “Hold My Beer”

"We haven't got any good candidates," said a Bendigo voter during the recent election. America looks sideways and raises an eyebrow, "There are guys talking about their...

Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum

"It's was a simple procedure," said Dr Chris from the hit BBC/ABC show Scottish Vets Down Under. "We mainly cut off the dangling bits." Prime Possum,...

Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Lockwood Ward Candidates

Muffin Finsteine Hello, my name is Muffin Finestine. I’m 38 years of old and after six failed businesses I know what it takes to avoid a...

Facemasks Now Mandatory For Statues

Around the city of Bendigo statues have been putting on facemasks.   "It's now regulation. Some people don't realise this but the City of Bendigo employs people...

Where Do We Wash Now? Ask Kangaroo Flat Residents

"A bird pooed in my hair and I don't know where to clean," said Albert Hooper, 27, from Kangaroo Flat. The City of Greater Bendigo Council...

Melbourne Braces For Another Round Of Zoom Meetings

"Oh yuck," said Derrick Mekong, 26, Melbourne. It's pretty bloody crap for a lot of people right now. "But back to Zoom. Man, that's like a kick...

Fyre Fest Producers To Run For US Presidency

Step back Kanye West and running mate Snoop Dogg. Hold the phone Missy Elliott and M.I.A. Join the queue Jazz Jeff and Kie$ha. The big run for the...

Melbourne Replaces Ballarat As Victoria’s Least Liveable City

"Do you want Coronavirus or frost? It's a tough choice," said Lindy Swan, 29, of no fixed address. The choice of where not to live has...

Dan Andrews Announces Single Loser Friend Can Visit Too

Lockdown restrictions are easing as the Victorian Premier, Dan Andrews, announces that up to five people can visit a house. "So that's Bec and Steve, and...

Most Complicated Hopscotch Ever Produced

"You see you jump there, and skip there, and move over there, then hop back to here, and that's if you land on a purple,"...

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