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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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Fashions On The Flu: Are You A The Kelly Gang Member or A Member of The Mouth Mask Mob? Take Our Quiz To Find...

As the Australia Government ask people to stop wearing surgical grade face masks to help our hospital workers carry out duties in a safe environment,...

Australians To Start Taking More Shits At Work

How do we fix this sell-out toilet paper situation? Remind the idiots to take their shits at work like a normal person. Those are paid shits. Paid shits! Why...

5 Toilet Paper Replacements That Work And 5 That Don’t

Hey there, would you like to wipe your arse in the post-TP era? Here are our top tips on what to use to soothe your bot-bot...

NASA to Investigate Stickiness of Tap House Carpet

The inventors of Velcro have taken samples of the Tap House bandroom. "We're keen to create a substance that will be strong, stable and survive the...

Leia Organa Steals Plans To Mosque

The building of Bendigo’s first mosque has been thrown some curly questions. “The designs are missing,” said Gus McGuff, local labourer and all-round nice guy. The Bendigo...

Donald Trump Meets Macho Man Randy Savage

In ground-breaking scenes, American President Donald Trump met one of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time today. King of the Ring, the Master of Madness,...

Megan Claims Religious Freedom For Not Cleaning Staffroom Dishes On Her Rostered Day

“She’s always doing it,” said co-worker Camille Angove. “Farts at her desk, says religious freedom. Cuts her nails while photocopying, says religious freedom. Dribbles tuna...

News Flash: Clogs Doesn’t Sell Wooden Shoes

Local Dutchman Peter Van Der Noogan was shocked yesterday when he tried to buy shoes from a local pizza shop. "It's is like trying to buy...

Tramspotting Screening at the Star Cinema

"It is very exciting. Right up there with The Tramsporter, Silence of the Trams, The Polar Express Tram, Mightnight Tram, and Tram Wars Trilogy, with...

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