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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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Local Man Records Sound Of Fart

“Well I wasn’t doing anything special, just sort of playing with my phone, and was recording things, you know, watching the sounds, trying to burp,...

Kangaroo Flat Man Has Zero Idea About Napier St Roadworks

“Yeah the road is fine,” said Guy Montgomery, 34, of Kangaroo Flat. Driving to Bendigo is very easy for people in Bendigo’s south, east, west, north-east,...

Local Man Sues Hundreds-and-Thousands Believing Only 274 Exist

“There’s just not that many,” said Curtis Goodman, 27 of Golden Square. The count on Hundreds-and-Thousands has been officially going since time immemorial. Recently the Bendigo Standard...

Groovin the Moo: Pill Tester Has Big Day On The Job

“Does anyone else worry about the person testing all those pills?” asked Susan Citizen via Facebook. “I mean, I know they're only taking a little...

Groovin The Moo: Old Man Tries to Look Cool Wearing Stupid Red Hat

An old-ish gentleman was spotted today buying a Bendigo branded legionnaires hat from the Central Deborah Gold Mine. “Hamish and Andy used to talk about these...

Organisation accused of sexism, corruption, malpractice and theft distances itself from Israel Folau

In recent years Qantas has been investigated for sexism to staff, corruption with fare-fixing, malpractice on safety and theft from employee’s wages. “But what Israel Folau...

Bendigo Mother Asks Son To Netflix And Chill

“I really want to bond with my son,” said Catherine Johnson, 47, of Bendigo. In the hope of spending quality time with her son, Mrs Johnson...

Eaglehawk Theatre Company to Present: Twelfth Night on the Piss

Housed in the dramatic arts building by the lake, Eaglehawk Theatre Company is fast becoming Greater Bendigo’s leading contingent of amateur thespians who haven’t been...

Man Who Counts Sheep For A Living Falls Asleep on the Job

Doug Ray, 23, from Strahfieldsaye, has had a pretty rough few nights in the heat. “I try everything, from listening to relaxing music, going for a...

KFC Vegan to Open in Castlemaine

“It’s a brave new world for Kentucky Fried Chicken in Australia,” said Colonel McTavish, 97, from Green Bay, Owia. After years of council resistance to permits...

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