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After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.
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Tree Change People Mostly Worried About Zombies

The last few months has seen an influx of Melburnians moving to Bendigo for fresh air, new starts and less zombies. “Why would anyone want to...

Bendigo Decides God is Vengeful

In a lackluster vote, that didn't meet the heights of past question - How Do You Eat A Head Of Lettuce, Bendigo has deemed god...

Eaglehawk Resident Doesn’t Care For Other Grand Final

"Premiers!" said Troy Butterfield, 45, from Eaglehawk. The AFL Grand Final is on today, but for Mr Butterfield the big game was last week. "Premiers! said Mr...

Kangaroo Flat Woman Brags About Not Using Gym Membership

"I don't even need it," said Gertrude Stein, 47, Kangaroo Flat. Apparently Miss Stein has held a gym membership for eight years and not touched the...

Epsom Woman Believes Can of Coke Tastes Better Than Bottle of Coke

"It's all about the fung shui of the vessel," said Megan Fox, 32, Epsom. As though the glug of a fizzy drink, best known for its...

School Girl Wishes Magpies Would Swoop Teacher

"Bugger off 'pies," said Jessixa Hill, 7, Maiden Gully. It's magpie swooping season, and Jessixa Hill wishes they'd leave her alone. "They bugger swoop me the buggers,"...

Ironbark Definitely a Place, says “Ironbark” Resident

"It's not just a suburb of Long Gully," said Matt McKay, 47, Ironbark aka Long Gully resident. According to Australia Post - they're the mob that...

Top 5 Free Carparks Around Bendigo CBD. Number Four Will Amaze You

Are you keen to buy a baked potato from Hargraves Mall but don’t want to fork out the extra change just to get a possie...

Scoop: It’s Not Actually Called Lansell Plaza Anymore

In a shocking turn of events a Bendigo based local has discovered that Lansell Plaza isn’t a place any more. “It’s called Lansell Square. Yeah, I...

Old Man Still Hates Doing 50km/h

"Yeah, it's like doing a tax return or drinking skim milk. "I just can't adjust," said Kevin Nolan, 68, Sailors Gully. Mr Nolan doesn't even like that...

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