Grant Lockwood - Page 1

Grant Lockwood is the Bendigo Standard's newest contributor. His interest in writing for the Standard was piqued when he thought he overheard the editors looking for a "pub reporter", which sadly turned out to be misheard. Grant still harbours dreams of becoming Bendigo's first pub reporter, mostly so he can claim his bar tab at the Cambrian as a tax deduction.
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