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Bendigo Brewery Develops Beer That Doubles as Beard Oil

In a stroke of genius with local hipsters stroking their beards in delight, a Bendigo brewery unveiled its latest creation: a beer that doubles...

Your Horoscope – Week Of July 3, 2023

Here's your horoscope for the week. ♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22 Drama, drama, drama! Your emotions are on a rollercoaster, and everyone around...

Dad Achieves Legendary Status with Classic “Hi Bored, I’m Dad” Joke

In a stroke of comedic genius, local father Garry Jeffers left his family in stitches by pulling out the timeless "Hi Bored, I'm Dad"...

Kids Already Bored on First Day of School Holidays: Declare “Nothing to Do, Ever”

Local children have reportedly plunged into an abyss of utter boredom already on the first day of their school holidays. Despite having meticulously planned...

Your Horoscope – Week Of June 26, 2023

Here's your horoscope for the week. ♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22 Cancer, your emotional roller coaster is on full throttle this week. Don't...

Woman Marries Smartphone, Claims It’s the Only One Who Truly Understands Her

Eaglehawk Resident Jessica Thompson tied the knot with her phone yesterday, aptly named "Alex". Thompson proudly declared that her electronic soulmate was the only...

Jenny’s ELC Introduces New Cage Fighting Curriculum

In a bold move to keep up with the ever-evolving world of early childhood education, Jenny's Early Learning Centre has proudly announced the introduction...

Your Horoscope – Week Of May 22, 2023

Here's your horoscope for the week. ♊ Gemini | May 21 to June 20 Oh, Gemini, your charm and wit will be on full display today...

Sovereign Hill Historical Reenactor Devastated to Learn That World Has Moved on From Bowler Hats

A Sovereign Hill employee has been left devastated and disoriented upon discovering that the bowler hat, once the pinnacle of headwear fashion, has not...

Your Horoscope – Week Of May 8, 2023

Here's your horoscope for the week. ♉ Taurus | April 20 to May 20 This week, Taurus, the universe urges you to embrace your stubbornness. Double...

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