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“Can Anyone Smell Weed Around Pall Mall?” Locals Demand Answers

In a bewildering turn of events, residents of Pall Mall are scratching their heads and noses, sniffing the air with suspicion. An enigmatic scent...

Bendigo Pottery Unveils Chic Chamber Pots; Trendsetters Rush to Replace Their Toilets

Australia's oldest working pottery has left the ceramics world flushed with excitement. They've announced the launch of a new line of designer chamber pots,...

Study Finds People Who Ride Mobility Scooters Don’t Know Footpaths Actually Exist

In a groundbreaking study released today, researchers have discovered that a shocking number of mobility scooter users appear to be utterly oblivious to the...

“Groovin the Pew”: Holy Spirits Ignite Christian Music Festival

The Bendigo Standard reports that thousands of devout partygoers attended the inaugural Groovin the Pew festival this past weekend, a Christian alternative of the...

Grandparents Continue The Tradition Of Making Their House Smell Weird

In a tradition passed down through generations, grandparents across the country make their houses smell weird again, much to the confusion and disgust of...

Man Found Living In The Rosalind Park Kaleidoscope, Claims He’s Just Another Reflection

Eaglehawk resident Jim Reeves was discovered Tuesday after spending an astonishing three weeks lost in Rosalind Park's infamous Kaleidoscope. Despite Mr Reeves' insistence that...

La Trobe’s Bruce Week Rises from the Ashes, Now Named After WIN News Presenter

La Trobe University has decided to revive its long-lost Bruce Week, a special annual event. But this time, it's not just a week of...

Tourist Accidentally Books Tickets For Oprah, Not Opera

Judy, a lifelong fan of classical music, had been eagerly looking forward to attending German composer Richard Wagner's The Ring Cycle at the Ulumbarra...

Man Discovers Lost Treasure in Bendigo Creek, Turns Out to Be Shopping Trolley

Local man Darcy O'Queef, 35, claimed to discover a long-lost treasure in Bendigo Creek last Tuesday. The relic was unveiled as a shopping trolley,...

Coles Implements A Slow Checkout Lane for Those Who Enjoy a Good Chat

In a groundbreaking move, Coles has introduced a new Slow Checkout lane for customers who love a good chat. This innovative lane caters to...

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