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Dog Furious It Can’t Eat Chocolate at Easter, Demands Scientific Proof

Local best mate Chewbarker has expressed outrage at being denied chocolate treats during Easter. The dog was seen protesting at a nearby park, demanding...

Easter Bunny Flees Egg Hunt After Big Poo Is Mistaken for Chocolate Treat!

Chaos erupted at the easter festival egg hunt when a massive poo was mistaken for a chocolate egg. Parents and children were both stunned...

E-Scooters Given the Go-Ahead; “Oh Shit! We’re All Gonna Die” Says Pedestrian

In a bold move, the Victorian Government have finally legalised e-scooters. The move has sparked outrage among some pedestrians who claim the decision will...

Huntly Train Station: Officially the Least Visited Place on Earth

Huntly Train Station has officially been declared the least visited place on Earth, surpassing the previous champion, Nauru. This momentous honour was announced by the...

Study Finds 7 Out of 10 Bendigo Dogs Prefer Craft Beer to Tap Water

A recent study confirmed that 70% of Bendigo dogs have a refined taste for craft beer over mundane tap water. This ground-breaking study was...

Bendigo’s Gold Mines Contain Chocolate Coins, Claims Local Conspiracy Theorist

Local conspiracy theorist, Gary Diggins, has dropped a bombshell on the unsuspecting residents of Bendigo. He claims the town's famous gold mines are loaded...

Bendigo Standard Runs Out of News, Publishes Satirical News Article Instead

The Bendigo Standard announced today that it has officially run out of news. With nothing left to report on, the desperate editorial team decided...

Smart Fridge Locks Out Owner after 3 am Snack Binge

In a fantastic display of technological sass, an intelligent fridge has out its owner for a late-night snack binge. Local man, Mike Reynolds, was...

Huntly Resident Patiently Awaits Vengabus for a Quarter Century

In a stunning display of dedication and patience, a 52-year-old Huntly man, Trevor Trevmister, has spent the last 25 years eagerly waiting for the...

New Study Shows That 100% of People Who Exercise Regularly Will Eventually Die

A groundbreaking new study conducted by researchers at La Trobe University has revealed the shocking truth that 100% of individuals who exercise regularly will,...

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