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Cassowary at Kyabram Fauna Park Accused of Running Underground Emu Fight Club

A cassowary at Kyabram Fauna Park faces allegations of masterminding an underground emu fight club. Witnesses claim the formidable bird, known for its intimidating...

Smaug the Dragon Takes Centre Stage as Dai Gum Loong Bows Out at Easter Fair

Dai Gum Loong has graciously stepped down as the main attraction at this year's Easter Fair, making way for the real star—Smaug the Dragon. The...

Collectors Gather at Maldon Antique and Collectibles Fair to Prove They Can Still Use Cash

Thousands flocked to the Maldon Antique and Collectibles Fair over the weekend, not to buy priceless artifacts but to showcase their ability to handle...

Entire Town Somehow Convinced Lake Weeroona Is Absolutely Not a Giant… You Know, Phallic Symbol or Anything!

In a stunning display of collective denial, residents have somehow convinced themselves that the picturesque Lake Weeroona looks like anything but a colossal phallic...

Echuca Man Invents World’s First Fully Autonomous Paddlesteamer. Locals Say “It’s Just a Really Lazy Duck”

ECHUCA - Inventor Gerald Fisk has proudly unveiled the world's first self-piloting paddlesteamer, boasting a revolutionary design. However, residents quickly dismissed the marvel, dubbing...

Bendigo Residents Celebrate The Return of V/Line Buses

V/Line has announced the triumphant return of their bus service. Forget the convenience of trains; it's time to embrace the nostalgia of sitting in...

“I Really Have No F***ing Idea If It’s The Red Bin This Week”

Kangaroo Flat resident Mark Lexmark admitted today that he has no clue whether the red bin is supposed to go out for collection this...

Local Stops Training For Beach Body To Work On Lake Eppalock Body Instead

Chad Broseidon has decided to redirect his fitness goals from pursuing the elusive beach body to a more attainable objective: the coveted "Eppalock Body."...

Pantomime Horse Put Down After Breaking Leg

The arts community is mourning the loss of a true icon, with condolences pouring in from all over Australia and overseas. Sir Prance-a-Lot, the beloved...

Bendigo Council Ask Taylor Swift Fans To Fix Roads In Exchange For Eras Tickets

City of Greater Bendigo has come up with a solution for the city's notorious pothole problem: enlisting the help of die-hard Taylor Swift fans...

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