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What’s Next For Marilyn?
“She’s become a friend to the city, and the city has become a friend...
- Posted July 6, 2016
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G’rilled Serving Mesculin Confuses Man Seeking Mescaline
“They’ve got freaking mescaline in the burgers,” said Tim Shaw of Axedale. “Freaking mescaline!...
- Posted July 4, 2016
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M&M’s The New Australian Currency
Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can’t find it? Throughout...
- Posted June 28, 2016
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Benexit Campaign Officially Launched
In the bowels of the Shamrock, or is it bowls – I keep getting...
- Posted June 26, 2016
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Eddie McGuire Upset as Stand-up Material is Poorly Received
Eddie McGuire, 51, should know better, recently tested material from this upcoming stand-up show,...
- Posted June 21, 2016
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Teenager At Shamrock Hotel Talks About Elephant in Room
Garth Brooks, 18, from California Gully, was unaware of the faux pas he was...
- Posted June 12, 2016
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3 Injured In Lightsaber and Nunchuck Fight
3 Kangaroo Flat men have been arrested by Police this morning and charged with...
- Posted June 7, 2016
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Marilyn Monroe Statue To Be Replaced With Rod Fyffe
The Bendigo Council announced today that a statue local Mayor and legend Rod Fyffe...
- Posted June 1, 2016
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Actual Halloween Goes Past Unnoticed
A Celtic celebration to mark the arrival of winter has passed largely unnoticed through...
- Posted June 1, 2016
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Bendigo to Become Next Hub for Australian Space Exploration
“Why not?” said project manager Major Coats. “It’s as good as anywhere else. Maybe...
- Posted May 30, 2016
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Private School Removes ‘School’. Offers New Classes
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