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  Scientists Prove Running on a Treadmill Doesn’t Make You Go Anywhere

  Eight years of research, five years of mathematical modelling and twelve months of trials...

  • Posted July 8, 2016
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  What’s Next For Marilyn?

  “She’s become a friend to the city, and the city has become a friend...

  • Posted July 6, 2016
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  G’rilled Serving Mesculin Confuses Man Seeking Mescaline

  “They’ve got freaking mescaline in the burgers,” said Tim Shaw of Axedale. “Freaking mescaline!...

  • Posted July 4, 2016
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  M&M’s The New Australian Currency

  Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can’t find it? Throughout...

  • Posted June 28, 2016
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  Benexit Campaign Officially Launched

  In the bowels of the Shamrock, or is it bowls – I keep getting...

  • Posted June 26, 2016
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  Eddie McGuire Upset as Stand-up Material is Poorly Received

  Eddie McGuire, 51, should know better, recently tested material from this upcoming stand-up show,...

  • Posted June 21, 2016
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  Teenager At Shamrock Hotel Talks About Elephant in Room

  Garth Brooks, 18, from California Gully, was unaware of the faux pas he was...

  • Posted June 12, 2016
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  3 Injured In Lightsaber and Nunchuck Fight

  3 Kangaroo Flat men have been arrested by Police this morning and charged with...

  • Posted June 7, 2016
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  Marilyn Monroe Statue To Be Replaced With Rod Fyffe

  The Bendigo Council announced today that a statue local Mayor and legend Rod Fyffe...

  • Posted June 1, 2016
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  Actual Halloween Goes Past Unnoticed

  A Celtic celebration to mark the arrival of winter has passed largely unnoticed through...

  • Posted June 1, 2016
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