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  3 and a Half Stars Worth Bragging About

  Bendigo’s Central Deborah Motel (CDM) wants everyone to know they’re slightly not shit. “High...

  • Posted August 31, 2018
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  Local Woman Thought Adult Book Week Was A Thing

  A woman this week accidentally went to work dressed up in costume believing it...

  • Posted August 30, 2018
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  K-mart Overtakes Post Office as Local Point of Reference

  “She asked me how far it was from K-Mart,” said a completely baffled Eddie...

  • Posted August 30, 2018
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  Daryl Braithwaite To Perform At The BFL Grand Final

  Daryl Braithwaite has been announced as this years Bendigo Football League Grand Final entertainment....

  • Posted August 29, 2018
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  Man Jumps on Richmond Bandwagon As They’re Not As Crap Now

  Local man Jeff Gooden announced on social media today he is now going for...

  • Posted August 28, 2018
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  Man Changes Smoke Alarm Battery When Australia Changes Leadership

  A man from Stawell in Western Victoria admitted he only changes his smoke alarm...

  • Posted August 27, 2018
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  World Heritage Listing Considered For Bendigo’s Telstra Phone Booth

  Outside Bendigo TAFE, across the road from Hop Supply, near the weatherboard church, just...

  • Posted August 27, 2018
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  Bendigo On the Slops Kicks Off

  The annual Bendigo on the Slops Festival has begun. Immediately following Bendigo on the...

  • Posted August 26, 2018
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  Fuck You Canada, says Trump

  In what can only be described as a calculated move, American Commander-in-chief Donald “Duck”...

  • Posted August 25, 2018
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  Beer Wankers Replace Wine Wankers as Most Annoying Wankers

  A recent Morgan-Gallen poll of wankers has given top billing to beer snobs, edging...

  • Posted August 25, 2018
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