Huntly Man Brags About Never Seeing Game Of Thrones

By on November 20, 2017
game of thrones The Iron Throne from the show

HUNTLY MAN Guy Sunbury announced to his work colleague’s he has never seen an episode of Game Of Thrones.

The conversation began around the water cooler during morning tea in June. He was asked if he was looking forward to the Season 7 premiere. Mr. Sunbury replied “What? Another season? Aren’t they all dead?”.

Upon hearing the news, Mr. Sunbury’s work mates tied him to his computer chair covered in tin foil that was made to look like the Iron Throne from the series. They also inserted match sticks in his eyelids and forced him to binge watch all 6 seasons of Game Of Thrones during the Queens Birthday Long Weekend back in June.

He was found by the cleaners on the Sunday morning naked, dehydrated, delirious and incoherently yelling ‘Hodor’.

The three men involved in the prank have not been charged. Mr. Sunbury blames himself believing the incident wouldn’t have happened if he had seen the series.

Mr. Sunbury is planning on using all of his 23 days annual leave to watch the show again then the complete series of Full House.

He bragged on Bendigo Have Your Say Facebook page about never seeing Full House. He was immediately banned from the group.

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