Eaglehawk Student Cures Hangovers Permanently

By on July 22, 2017
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Eaglehawk Student Greg Frankly has created the most successful hangover cure. The 16 year old accidentally discovered “Uncle Greg’s Wake-Up Juice” upon returning from the school dance after a big night out. The recipe includes mixing every cereal brand together with the box, milk and orange juice it created a wake up juice that works within 2 minutes. “There’s might be a little vomiting but that’s means its working.
Within 2.days of launching his Facebook page his first batch was sold out. He has been inundated with enquiries from all over the world. Chemist Warehouse has also shown interest in selling “Uncle Greg’s Wake Up Juice” exclusively in their stores.
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