Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way

By on January 29, 2018

Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break and wore a Donald Trump mask he was given in last years Kris Kringle.

Work colleagues discovered Mr Dawson shoving a whole banana through the mouth hole of the mask. His boss was so impressed by his ingenuity that he was offered a pay rise and a promotion.

Mr Dawson is currently writing a book titled ‘The art of the banana’.

About Mike Elliott

Creator of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. My long life dream is to make Cricket bats so everyone calls me The Batman

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