Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way

By on January 29, 2018

Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break and wore a Donald Trump mask he was given in last years Kris Kringle.

Work colleagues discovered Mr Dawson shoving a whole banana through the mouth hole of the mask. His boss was so impressed by his ingenuity that he was offered a pay rise and a promotion.

Mr Dawson is currently writing a book titled ‘The art of the banana’.

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