Art Installation Removed To Make Way For Lesser Art Installations

By on October 11, 2018

The biggest, most important thing in Bendigo has come.

And gone.

Crateman, the reason some people like Bendigo at all, was taken away by the Fuzz (or probably council, we didn’t watch).

“It was in the way,” is basically what “the Man” said when signing the removal paperwork.

Sure the Bendigo Comedy Festival is going to be huge this weekend, and Crateman was there to show Bendigo’s support, but apparently some real artists have their own arty thing going on this weekend.

“The Artlands project is very important to something, and they have some signs-up and they’re doing something, and it’s all very good, and all that, so we just wanted to give them a fair old swing at the golden goose,” said “the Man”.

Oh well, down with one art form and up with another.

It’s like Banksy.

Right?

Bendigo Comedy Festival? You say.

Here’s some details on the ticketing site: https://www.bendigotourism.com/bendigo-comedy-festival

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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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