Bendigo Mall-Rats Arrested For Being Polite

By on April 13, 2016
Hargreaves Mall - A hooligan's paradise or a nice place to shop?

A group of 20 teenagers were arrested for being polite in the Hargreaves Mall today.

The kids aged between 13-18 were being sociable and polite when a citizens arrest was made.

86 year old Grandmother Martha Gertrude was disgusted by the incident “They are supposed to be unruly but all they did was help me carry my shopping to the car. I dropped my mobile phone and another young person picked it up and gave it to me and even offered to fix it. Who does that?”

68 year old John Stoops said “They’re making our mall look bad.”

“Even the hoons were polite and courteous while we were crossing the street and didn’t rev their engine” said 98 year old Beryl Millott.

The group of teenagers have been ordered to do 200 hours of community service each.

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