Big Green Thing Goes Missing.

By on May 1, 2016

The Bendigo Standard can’t make this shit up. Indeed, we can’t report the story better than the Bendigo Advertiser.

Their official report quotes Sergeant Hunt saying that it would be heavy to lift and probably need a vehicle to move, along with other gems.

Here, read the story yourself:
http://www.bendigoadvertiser.com.au/story/3870533/1800-statue-stolen-from-garden/?cs=12

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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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