Crate Man Announced As The Next Bachelor

By on October 16, 2018

Channel Ten announced yesterday that the next Bachelor will be Bendigo’s own Crate Man.

“I’m just looking for the right Crate to spend the rest of my life with” said Crate Man. “Crate Woman is out there somewhere. I’m ready to fall in love.”

And what is Crate Man looking for in a Crate Woman? “She has to be plastic, square and not lactose intolerant.”

15 Crate Ladies will fight for the exclusive red zip-tie. The last Crate Lady remaining will win the heart of Crate Man.

About Mike Elliott

Creator of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. My long life dream is to make Cricket bats so everyone calls me The Batman

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