Crateman Makes A Point

By on October 10, 2018

It is time.

If Crateman can get behind the need to laugh.

So can everyone.

Crateman, fabled, friendly, honest, and mostly plastic – which is a massive no, no in today’s coffee drinking society.

Imagine if there was a Strawman, made of plastic straws.

Bloody that guy from the Chaser would kick him in the nuts.

But despite Crateman’s one short-coming, at the very least Crateman is doing something to give the first Bendigo Comedy Festival a leg up.

It’s standing, in the park, pointing at the Festival venue, near the spot where Marilyn once was.

Oh, those were the days.

Marilyn.

Bloody marvelous.

But we have Crateman promoting the Bendigo Comedy Festival.

A much better billboard than the Opera House.

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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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