Eaglehawk Resident Doesn’t Care For Other Grand Final

By on September 29, 2018

“Premiers!” said Troy Butterfield, 45, from Eaglehawk.

The AFL Grand Final is on today, but for Mr Butterfield the big game was last week.

“Premiers! said Mr Butterfield.

Eaglehawk played Strathfieldsaye last weekend in the Bendigo Football league.

“Premiers! said Mr Butterfield.

And there is no second guessing who won when you speak to Mr Butterfield.

“Premiers! said Mr Butterfield.

A lifetime Eaglehawk supporter, it’s really annoying to talk to Mr Butterfield right now.

“Premiers! said Mr Butterfield.

But when asked about the AFL game, he had this to say.

“Collingwood verses West Coast? Who gives a shit. Nothing but Sandgroper boo-ers and toothless hillbillies. Might as well show the NRL.”


“Premiers! said Mr Butterfield.

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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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