Exclusive: Number 42 Identified As King Of The Bins

By on October 28, 2018

It’s bin night in Golden Square, and only one person knows which bins to put out.

“Oh you know, the responsibility is huge but I would never have it any other way,” said Mr Williams, 47, Golden Square, number 42.

Yes the role of King of the Bins is an important one in any street.

“I ask for nothing,” said Mr Williams. “It is reward enough to know everyone get’s the right bin out.”

Though the job of knowing which bin to put out is not without its rewards.

“Sure, some weeks I put the yellow lid out when it should be the green, but that’s only after a G&T or two,” said Mr Williams.

The leader of the bins in your street is the most important person in the street.

You know it.

And they have a cleanest garden, so they are a right knob too.

About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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