Giant Spaceman Emerges on View St, Current Location Unknown

By on September 3, 2018

While mostly unnoticed a giant space man exited View St sidewalk recently, and vanished.

Nobody knows where it’s gone.

It’s like Marilyn Monroe.

Or, less accurately, and worse, Marilyn Manson, if you Redtube it wrong.

Oh well.

The spaceman will turn up somewhere.

It’s 90 metres tall and probably weights a shit-tonne.

Border Security must be onto it.

About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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