Golden Square Man Vacuums Bath

By on September 30, 2018

“What? It was dusty,” said Norm Beatie, 47, Golden Square.

“Darl, I said clean the bath, not suck up the plug hole,” said Martha Beatie, 47, Golden Square.

“You got a better idea Love?” said Norm.

“Get a cloth and some water,” said Martha.

“There’s been nothing but water in that bath, what makes you think more water is going to clean it,” said Norm.

“Wipe it up with a damp cloth Darl, don’t hover over it with a hoover,” said Martha.

“I aren’t hovering over nothing, I’m sucking up lint and dust and things,” said Norm.

“Just get a cloth it’ll be much faster,” said Martha.

“Alright fine!” said Norm, and he went and got a cloth, while mumbling, “One day on the cans and I’m cleaning baths I don’t even use.”

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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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