G’rilled Serving Mesculin Confuses Man Seeking Mescaline

By on July 4, 2016
One of these burgers has mesculin, or is it mescaline, in it. Yum.

“They’ve got freaking mescaline in the burgers,” said Tim Shaw of Axedale.

“Freaking mescaline! This is going to be freaking awesome. I’m freaking stoked. Freaking A man. Whoa!”

The G’rilled Family Burger Chain currently serves a sandwich filling covered by a bun that has something called mesculin in it.

“Yeah, mescaline!”

No mesculin.

“That’s what I freaking said.”

No it’s not.

“Give me one of your mescaline burgers!”

A burger is served.


Mescaline is a drug derived from peyote that has a similar effect to LSD.

“Oh man so good.”

Freak knows what the hell mesculin is.

It keeps having a red squiggly line appear under it.

Hard to say if it’s even a word.

Google thinks it’s French.

Might be some guy’s name.

“Such a mellow high man. Almost like there’s none at all.”


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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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