Hipster Crushed To Death By Own Man Bun

By on November 17, 2017

BREAKING: Paramedics are preparing to transport a man to hospital after reportedly being crushed by his own Man Bun

The incident occurred at a Butte St property in North Bendigo a short time after 9:45am.

A Bendigo Ambulance spokeswoman said paramedics received a call at 10:00am with reports a man had been injured in an incident.

The spokeswoman was unable to confirm media reports the man had been crushed by a his own hair and hair tie.

She said paramedics were preparing to transport the man to hospital with possible neck, chest and pelvic injuries.

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