K-mart Overtakes Post Office as Local Point of Reference

By on August 30, 2018

“She asked me how far it was from K-Mart,” said a completely baffled Eddie the Eagle, 42, from Huntly.

Apparently a young women, well, mid-twenties isn’t really young is it? I mean she was about 27. By 27 you could have kids, married, have a job, a house, travelled to Europe – or at least Melbourne a few times. If you said a young person had bought a Wedderburn coffee shop you’d think “young” meant naive – not stupid, just in that ballpark. But if we said “young” in age, you’d think “Needs a lolly-pop-person to guide them across a street to school”. Yeah?

Anyway, this 27-year-old asked Eddie for directions to the train station, and in relation to K-Mart.

“I had no idea where K-Mart was,” said Eddie. “It sounds like it should be in Lansall Plaza.”

It sure does.

Anyway, K-Mart isn’t at K-Flat.

It’s in the Marketplace.

Directly opposite the train station.

“I told her where it was from the Post Office was but she didn’t know where that was, so, you know, I gave her a smile and wished her the best,” said the Eagle.

Fair enough.

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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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