La Trobe Uni Student’s Study Habit Borders On The Insane

By on October 11, 2018

“To start with,” said Hilary Duff, 19, originally from Echuca but now Hilltops Aprt. “Before I start study I like to boil a jug of tea, then rub the tea leaves onto my body, sit with my cat, and we both purr for a while, then I lick the cold tea from a bowl under the kitchen table, and eat a chocolate, then I close my eyes and envisage a quiz where I get all the answers correct, and then I go for a bath to soak the tea leaves some more and breath in the aromas and really get the toxins out and then I have a small snack, maybe a chocolate or some toast with nutella on it, then I sit at my computer and think about the world, you know, really think, how different it would be to live in India, then I look at my notes to really soak it in, then I go for a walk, there’s kangaroos out the back in those trees there, and then I have a pot of tea, and revise a little, then it’s time for a nap. I find that really helps retain everything.”

Miss Duff is doing very well in Health Sciences.

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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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