Live 10 – The Sound Of Music

By on March 24, 2016

Beans and Greens may now be eaten without any repercussions.  The sound of music and the power behind it….well music is now being used to zone out or even drop flatulence.  Gas will now be the thing of the past….with money raised the doctors who study gas and flatulence will be able to eliminate the potentially smelly problem.  Years ago gas was suggested to be a fossil fuel…now with new technologies this has proven false.  Come out and donate support Live 10 in stopping a gassy environment.

Local Bendigo man Steve Stevenson has announced today that he will be running a Live 10 to find a cure for farting. Mr Stevenson will be pressuring companies such as Heinz who produce baked beans to stop making them.

These concerts are the start point for The Long Walk To Justice, the one way we can all make our voices heard in unison. Since serious gas causes motion sickness nausea and vice versa… serious problems will be stopped from the bottom up.  Their message is simple: STOP FARTING AND HELP THE OZONE!

This is without doubt a moment in history where ordinary people can grasp the chance to do something truly monumental and demand local leaders to end to farting.

Mr Stevenson also suggested that the Bendigo Council have it within their power to alter history within Greater Bendigo. They will only have the will to do so if tens of thousands of people show them that enough is enough.

LIVE 10 is part of a day of action across the world which kick-starts The Long Walk to Justice that calls on the leaders of the world’s worst smelling countries to act . On July 2nd in London, Edinburgh, Philadelphia, Berlin, Paris, Rome and Bendigo. millions will be coming together to call for complete fart cancellation, more and better deodorants and trade justice for the world’s worst smelling people.

Local personality Jack Jackson is releasing the anthem: Beans, Beans, they are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel so eat your beans at every meal. Unfortunately was pulled at the last moment due to illegal downloads.

NOW IS THE TIME, THIS IS THE YEAR – OUR LEADERS HAVE THE POWER TO END FARTING – BUT WE HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE THEM USE IT!

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