Meteorologist Suggests The Weather Needs To Sort It’s Crap Out

By on August 18, 2018

Local Meteorologist Ennis Mildew has said today he has no idea what’s up with the weather. “I was driving from Epsom to Kangaroo Flat. One minute it was fine, one minute it was hailing, when I drove through Golden Square the ground was dry. Pick a season for crying out loud.”

Mother nature was unavailable for comment.

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