Moron Gets Stuck In House Of Mirrors

By on April 24, 2017

Huntly man Lance Richter, was trapped in the House of Mirrors in Rosalind Park for 5 hours yesterday. The 62-year-old father of 2 was with his children when he became disoriented and started freaking out. He sent his children to find the exit but they did not return to get him as they didn’t have the money to re-enter and find their dad.

Mr Richter survived on Turkish Kebab’s that were thrown over the top until help arrived. He eventually escaped at 11pm after a crane lifted him out to safety.

“It was too hard” Mr Richter said upon escape. His son Jared 15 replied with “That’s what she said”.

You can try the House of Mirrors until the end of the year. It will be replaced with a pair of giant Crocs.

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