Poo Evacuates New Kangaroo Flat Pool

By on October 27, 2018

The Gurri Wanyarra Wellbeing Centre was closed just hours after opening it’s doors to yesterday after a poo was discovered.

The floater was discovered by Elsie Baxter a Mother of 2 who was swimming with her two children. “I thought it was a Picnic chocolate bar but didn’t touch it as I have nut allergies.”

Staff were notified and closed the pool as a health precaution.

Bendigo Police Water Rescue team was sent in to investigate the item. SES was on hand to aid with gloves and tongs. It took 2 hours for the turd to be removed.

The SES weighed the item “It’s 2.3 kgs and the size of a 3 month old baby’s leg.

The pool is currently being drained and cleaned out. The Gurri Wanyarra Wellbeing Centre is re-scheduled to be on January 2, 2020.

Crime Stoppers have offered a $50,000 reward for information that leads to the arrest of the mystery pooper.

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4 Comments

  1. Peter Burton

    October 29, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    That’s not a turd. Is this a joke?

    • Mark Davies

      October 30, 2018 at 5:40 pm

      seriously, you really need to ask that?

    • Mark Davies

      October 30, 2018 at 5:43 pm

      seriously, you really need to ask that? did you actually read the article or is it a case of if its on the internet it must be true?

  2. Jess R Hassell

    October 29, 2018 at 10:24 am

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