Scoop: It’s Not Actually Called Lansell Plaza Anymore

By on September 14, 2018

In a shocking turn of events a Bendigo based local has discovered that Lansell Plaza isn’t a place any more.

“It’s called Lansell Square. Yeah, I know, right?” said the informer.

Apparently it gets worse.

“It hasn’t been Lansell Plaza for years. It was Centro Lansell before it was the Square,” she said.

You want to hear something really messed up?

“It was originally Marong Village.”

It’s not even anywhere near Marong.

This reporter was too shocked to check any of these facts, but you know, they’re probably right.

Why would someone lie about this?

I mean, sure, it seems someone lied about the general location of Marong, but aside from that titbit the rest of this is probably true.

At least the Bendigo Standard can confirm Lansell Plaza is not the place name.

“It totally says Lansell Square,” said the informer, and they are right.

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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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