Strathfieldsaye Man Convinced Blood Donations Go Straight to Vampires

By on August 21, 2018

Gareth Reynolds, 78, Strahtfieldsaye, has been donating blood for the past 37 years.

“It’s all going to vampires!!!” he says, after watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer for the first time on the weekend.

“Sure Mr Reynolds. Vampires,” say the staff.

He’s also just seen Twilight.

“Vampires I tells you! VAMPIRES,” he says.

Plus he’s binged on True Blood.

“Mostly sick people and car crash victims,” say the staff.

And on The Vampire Diaries via Netflix.

“BUT YOU DON’T DENY VAMPIRES!” shouts Mr Reynolds.

A spokesperson from the Red Cross said they deny vampires, and wondered if they could be invited into the house.

About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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