Woman Dissuades Couple From Buying a Chicken in Golden Square

By on September 1, 2016
This photo is not from Golden Square. Do you really care?

“Oh, that is cheap,” says a man in Golden Square supermarket.

The price reduced from $13.00 to $2.80.

“It’s be here all day,” says a women with a price discount gun.

“Look here Dear,” the man draws his wife towards the oven roasted chicken in a bag.

“Oh,” says the wife.

The women with the discount gun says, “It’s very small.”

“Like poussin,” says the man.

“Huh?”

“Small,” he says. “That’s all we need.”

His wife picks up the bag of bird.

“No, really!” says the discount gun women. “It’s very small. Almost not enough for one.”

The man looks at the satchel of chook.

“And,” says the discount gun women, “It doesn’t have any stuffing!”

“Hmm,” says the wife.

“That’s right,” the women with the discount gun takes back the bag and puts it to the back of the display case. “No stuffing.”

“Maybe we should get something else,” suggest the wife.

“Yes,” says the discount gun women – glancing at the shift clock in the process. “There’s some good buys over here.”

As the three head to another display, a Bendigo Standard writer takes the discounted chicken and can report it was cheap and had enough on it for a couple of days of leftovers.

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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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