Bendigo Bank Still Better Than Bank of Melbourne

By on August 22, 2018

It was relaunched in 2009 as Westpac sort to cash in on a sense of “local” that pinko, green-o, communists of Melbourne claim to love – while eating New Zealand truffles and drinking Cambodian coffee.

Since then the Bank of Melbourne has done sweet bugger all.

Pretty much.

Squat.

Nudda.

Who are you?

Keep walking buddy.

Meanwhile the Bendigo Bank, a subsidiary of Claude Investment Opportunities, has gone from strength to strength.

Smashing it.

Heaps good.

POW!

POW!

POW!

Case closed.

About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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