Castlemaine Rock Found in Epsom

By on September 5, 2018


It’s like finding out those women in the creek bed in Kangaroo Flat had stuffed nuggets of gold in their under garments.

Pack the bags.

Sell the farm.

Head north good friend for riches.

Barb’s Mixed Business in Epsom has a few can of that crappy boiled lolly people sought out, like they sort giant turtles in the early 1900s.

Rare, and good to eat.

But honestly, Castlemaine Rock tastes yuck.

It’s the worst thing to come out of Castlemaine since that unearthed high song.

We’re fans of the young rap kid here.

Other Castlemaine is alright.

They never supported our stand-up gigs there, but that’s ok.

We don’t hold grudges.


PS: Luke aims to do some stand-up there soon. ‘carn come along. Take note for later.

About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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