Crate Man to Challenge for the Leader of Australia

By on August 24, 2018

There are few in Australian politics with more charisma, panache, and honesty as Crate Man.

If there’s an issue affecting Australia, Crate Man has been there, supporting in true Aussies spirit – by not yanking anyones chain.

In fact few can match Crate Man on the media hustings.

Peter Dutton at least isn’t more engaging than a lump of milk crates strung together into a human shape using cable ties.

Less inspiring for sure.

Vote Crate Man.

Spoken by Luke Morris for the Crate Man Party Australia.

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About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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