Email Friends Fail to Hit It Off in Real Life

By on September 9, 2018

They didn’t have to meet.

Just one day, one of them wrote, ‘Hey, I’m goona 2 B at the Vine on Tues.’

And the other said, ‘Bril be their to.’

So they planned to say hello.

And gosh, did they ever.

‘Hello, you must be George.’ said one.

‘Oh yeah, hi are you Damien?’ said the other.

‘Yes,’ said the first.

And that was pretty much it.

Moody silence until one of them said.

‘I guess I’ll see you in the spaces.’

And they both laughed.

Then left.

About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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