The Movie Twins Is Being Remade Using An Emu And A Kiwi Bird

By on October 4, 2018

“I said to the guy, I said, ‘Emu, Kiwi, Twins,’ and that was that. $525 million contract signed for the film,” said Guy Fawkes.

The project is slated for filming in 2019, using scenic locations around Eaglehawk, Maiden Gully, Jackass Flat, and Kangaroo Flat.

“I also said, Shane Jacobson, and I also said Geena Davis, and I also said Tom Hanks,” said wantabee movie person Mr Fawkes.

It’s an exciting prospect that will tie-up Bendigo Council funding for the next fifteen years – or two months depending on who you listen to.

“It think it was saying Tom Hanks that got pen to paper,” said Mr Fawkes.

It’s going to be a big project for Mr Fawkes, who doesn’t know Mr Hanks, a film director, a writer, artist, how to tie shoe laces, when spring starts, or what a kiwi is for the matter.

“I thought it was a type of fruit until someone said ‘Good idea’ and I quickly googled what I had said,” said Mr Fawkes.

For now, if you hear about a Emu and Kiwi CGI movie based on the hit 1988 film Twins, be sure to say you heard about it here first.

Have you got a film idea?

Tell us in the comments section, because it technically means the Bendigo Standard will own the intellectual property due to copyright over the written word.

About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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