Local Woman Promotes The Benefits Of Chicken Nugget Yoga

By on August 28, 2018

A woman from Maiden Gully has open the doors to a new Bendigo Yoga Studio that specialises in the ancient art of Chicken Nugget Yoga. Namaste.

It’s just like regular yoga, with the added element of eating nuggies to increase happiness and spirituality. People hold the lotus position while reaching for nugget then shove a nug in their mouth. Dips are optional.

Yoga master Stacey Xanadu from Stacey’s Om said she has seen clients lose as much as 50kg since starting Chicken Nugget Yoga. “I’ve seen clients lose as much as 50kg since starting Chicken Nugget Yoga. Namaste.”

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