All posts tagged "AFL"

  • Daryl Braithwaite To Perform At The BFL Grand Final

    Daryl Braithwaite has been announced as this years Bendigo Football League Grand Final entertainment. It has been revealed exclusively to The Bendigo Standard, during The Horses a dozen Pegasus’ will be released into the sky at the QEO. The horse-winged creatures have replaced...

    • Posted August 29, 2018
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  • Man Jumps on Richmond Bandwagon As They’re Not As Crap Now

    Local man Jeff Gooden announced on social media today he is now going for Richmond. “They used to be crap and now they’re not. I used to be a Carlton supporter back in the early 90’s. Now...

    • Posted August 28, 2018
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  • Man Hugs Another Man, Anti-Marriage Equality Activists Don’t Complain

    “Seems perfectly alright,” said Mr. Loony Bin, head of The People For No Bum Sex In My Backyard Alliance. After hours of standing with grown men, slapping each other on the back and cheering themselves horse, while...

    • Posted October 2, 2016
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  • Church Tells St. Kilda Saints To Change Name

    The Catholic Church is petitioning the St Kilda Saints to “please, already, drop the word Saints from the name of the AFL football team.” “You can call yourselves the St. Kilda Devils,” the petition asserts. It is not...

    • Posted March 30, 2016
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