All posts tagged "Bendigo"

  • Hot Topic: Would you drink it?

    Yesterday a stubby of beer, labelled Carlton Dry, was found in a supermarket car park. “It doesn’t look open,” said one interested punter. It appeared to have been left behind, forgotten like a cat in a box...

    • Posted August 19, 2018
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  • Bendigo Decides: How Do You Eat a Whole Lettuce

    The people of Bendigo have spoken on the tough questions. Mosque. Trams. How long the Kangaroo Flat swimming pool should be. Now it’s how to eat a head of lettuce. The Apple Method Party have been vocal...

    • Posted August 19, 2018
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  • Wine Review: Wild Duck Creek 2010 Yellow Hammer Hill.

    Smells like the Incredible Hulk after a work-out in IXL’s vat of raspberry conserve, and tastes like a raspberry chocolate mud cake made by Adriano Zumbo hammered in your face by Thor. Yep. Super power wine.

    • Posted August 18, 2018
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  • Jimmy Barnes Plays Goldmines Hotel

    Last night Jimmy Barnes returned to Bendigo for a show at the currently closed Goldmines Hotel. It was a private event held by the new owners. They had met Barnes at a recent show at Ulumbarra Theatre....

    • Posted August 18, 2018
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  • Fun Fact: The Last Letter in a Sentence is Still Not a Capital Letter

    The dictionary says there is no word that finishes with a capital letteR. LetteR. That looks wronG. It makes no sensE. And what is a mews anywaY? Aside from a person who inspires creativitY? You’rE goinG tO...

    • Posted August 17, 2018
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  • 29 Year Old Potter Fan Still Waiting For Letter From Hogwarts

    Bendigo’s biggest Harry Potter fan, 29 year old Mary Clunes from Eaglehawk is still waiting for her acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She has been waiting since her 11th birthday but it never...

    • Posted August 16, 2018
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  • Bendigo’s first pro lotto player

    Kennington resident Paul Lindell expressed his desire this week to become Bendigo’s first professional lottery player. “I mean, there’s professional poker players, there’s professional punters, what’s stopping me from becoming a pro Powerball player?” said Paul. “How...

    • Posted August 15, 2018
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  • Less Spew Outside Elmore Memorial Hall Than Expected

    “I was expecting a lot more spew,” said a charmed tourist to Elmore. Last night Orchestra Victoria continued its tour of towns-never-really-heard-of, allowing people not from around here to come, sit, listen, and be enchanted by their...

    • Posted August 15, 2018
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  • Bendigo Comedy gigs in August

    Do you want to do stand-up comedy in Bendigo? Contact bendigocomedy@gmail.com Friday 3 August – Shamrock Comedy – https://www.facebook.com/ShamrockComedyClub/   September… Friday 7 September – Shamrock Comedy – https://www.facebook.com/ShamrockComedyClub/ Friday 21 September – Open Mic at the...

    • Posted August 14, 2018
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  • TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump

    TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump “Yeah it just hit me,” said Margot Robbie. “I’d been talking about Donald Trump for not even a few seconds, and just the thought of reporting...

    • Posted April 28, 2018
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