All posts tagged "Bendigo"

  • Bendigo Comedy Festival: Mike Elliott – BENDIGO THE MUSICAL

    Come along and see… Bendigo The Musical is the show Bendigo needs and deserves. It’s a one-man musical journey of Bendigo life, the people and places. Some stories are real and some are made up. It’s a...

    • Posted October 1, 2018
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  • Bendigo Decides God is Vengeful

    In a lackluster vote, that didn’t meet the heights of past question – How Do You Eat A Head Of Lettuce, Bendigo has deemed god (or “God” depending on how you see things – or if you...

    • Posted October 1, 2018
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  • Bendigo Comedy Gigs in October

    October… Thursday to Saturday, 11-12 October – Bendigo Comedy Festival at the Shamrock Hotel – https://www.bendigotourism.com/bendigo-comedy-festival Tuesday 23 October – Cambrian Comedy Lab – Open Mic at the Cambrian Hotel Thursday 25 October – Handle Bar Comedy...

    • Posted September 30, 2018
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  • Bendigo Comedy Festival: Ashley Greblo – Wacko Mad Man

    Come along and see… Sex, fish and skateboarding. Local boy Ash Greblo returns home to debut his first solo hour. Strap yourself in for a wild ride of stories and jokes that have been built up performing...

    • Posted September 30, 2018
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  • Golden Square Man Vacuums Bath

    “What? It was dusty,” said Norm Beatie, 47, Golden Square. “Darl, I said clean the bath, not suck up the plug hole,” said Martha Beatie, 47, Golden Square. “You got a better idea Love?” said Norm. “Get...

    • Posted September 30, 2018
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  • Precursor to Women’s International T20 Interests Almost Nobody

    “It’s not like it’s Jimmy Barnes, or Meatloaf,” said Barry Jenkins, 37, White Hills. Bendigo residents have expressed mild-delight about the last Saturday in September, with a football-ish style game heralding the start of cricket season. “There’s...

    • Posted September 29, 2018
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  • Eaglehawk Resident Doesn’t Care For Other Grand Final

    “Premiers!” said Troy Butterfield, 45, from Eaglehawk. The AFL Grand Final is on today, but for Mr Butterfield the big game was last week. “Premiers! said Mr Butterfield. Eaglehawk played Strathfieldsaye last weekend in the Bendigo Football...

    • Posted September 29, 2018
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  • Epsom Woman Believes Can of Coke Tastes Better Than Bottle of Coke

    “It’s all about the fung shui of the vessel,” said Megan Fox, 32, Epsom. As though the glug of a fizzy drink, best known for its use as a stain remover, and not just any stains, like...

    • Posted September 24, 2018
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  • Handle Bar Comedy on Thursday 27 Sept.

    Do you want to see a better stand-up comedy night than the cropping done on this poster? Yes? Terrific. 8pm. Free. Handle Bar in Bendigo. On Thursday 27 Sept. Fully sick line up. Read the poster mates....

    • Posted September 23, 2018
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  • School Girl Wishes Magpies Would Swoop Teacher

    “Bugger off ‘pies,” said Jessixa Hill, 7, Maiden Gully. It’s magpie swooping season, and Jessixa Hill wishes they’d leave her alone. “They bugger swoop me the buggers,” said Miss Hill. Every day young Miss Hill has to...

    • Posted September 22, 2018
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