All posts tagged "Bendigo"

  • Ironbark Definitely a Place, says “Ironbark” Resident

    “It’s not just a suburb of Long Gully,” said Matt McKay, 47, Ironbark aka Long Gully resident. According to Australia Post – they’re the mob that print out emails and fold them into small pockets and deliver...

    • Posted September 21, 2018
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  • Top 5 Free Carparks Around Bendigo CBD. Number Four Will Amaze You

    Are you keen to buy a baked potato from Hargraves Mall but don’t want to fork out the extra change just to get a possie close enough to keep the spud warm on the trip back to...

    • Posted September 20, 2018
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  • New Game Of Spotto To Be Played With Festival Posters

    It’s coming. The Bendigo Comedy Festival. If you see a poster yell “SPOTTO”. Then point at the poster. Then say “I’m going to that.” Because you want to see Dilruk, or Capper, or Wardo, or Elliot Goblet,...

    • Posted September 18, 2018
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  • Man Wears Green Bag As Hat

    “They’re so versatile,” said Kevin Knumbnuts, 28 and a half, size 10 shoe, Long Gully. The green bags for green waste recycling have been sent out around Bendigo. “And they’re perfect for kids lunches, shoe booties when...

    • Posted September 17, 2018
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  • Scoop: It’s Not Actually Called Lansell Plaza Anymore

    In a shocking turn of events a Bendigo based local has discovered that Lansell Plaza isn’t a place any more. “It’s called Lansell Square. Yeah, I know, right?” said the informer. Apparently it gets worse. “It hasn’t...

    • Posted September 14, 2018
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  • Latrobe Uni Student Surprised Bendigo is Bigger than Strath Village Shops

    “But, but, but, at Strath Village, you can get it all together,” said Trakyn Smith, 18, Latrobe Campus. Smith was shocked to learn that after six months of living at the Hillside Apartments or one of them...

    • Posted September 12, 2018
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  • Dilruk Jayasinha Coming to Bendigo

    This is a legit thing. Bendigo Comedy is proud to announce a Bendigo Comedy Festival, and the Bendigo Standard will be plugging it like if Rod Fyffe lost his hair. Dilruk is one of the nicest people...

    • Posted September 11, 2018
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  • Not this again
    Bendigo Council to dig up mall again for no good reason

    In accordance with long-standing tradition, Bendigo Council announced plans yesterday to dig up the mall again. “We think it’s due for its decennial digging down, in accordance with the ancient traditions of our people” said Bendigo Council...

    • Posted September 10, 2018
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  • Email Friends Fail to Hit It Off in Real Life

    They didn’t have to meet. Just one day, one of them wrote, ‘Hey, I’m goona 2 B at the Vine on Tues.’ And the other said, ‘Bril be their to.’ So they planned to say hello. And...

    • Posted September 9, 2018
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  • Old Man Still Hates Doing 50km/h

    “Yeah, it’s like doing a tax return or drinking skim milk. “I just can’t adjust,” said Kevin Nolan, 68, Sailors Gully. Mr Nolan doesn’t even like that they changed the bus route. “It’s not just a street...

    • Posted September 8, 2018
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