All posts tagged "Bendigo"

  • Bendigo Discovers Cocaine Was Just on Their Door Step

    Cocaine, coke, blow, snow, white, rails, bumps, powder, or breakfast as Londoners call it, is the fancy version of Ice, or smack, or crack. “It’s not just meth heads who want a fix,” said a business man...

    • Posted September 7, 2018
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  • Bendigo Comedy presents Women of Wit Vol. 2

    Hey, this is a real thing we’re doing… Women return to the fore with a new line-up of comedians for Women of Wit – Volume 2! Bendigo’s funniest females will be back with the best on the...

    • Posted September 6, 2018
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  • Castlemaine Rock Found in Epsom

    Quick. It’s like finding out those women in the creek bed in Kangaroo Flat had stuffed nuggets of gold in their under garments. Pack the bags. Sell the farm. Head north good friend for riches. Barb’s Mixed...

    • Posted September 5, 2018
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  • Man Who Says Good Morning To The Same People Every Morning Can’t Do It Any More

    “I mean, fuck, can’t we just get over it?” said Jaap Stam, 37, Golden Square. 21 years, 167 days, and 8:59 hours (roughly) at work and Mr Stam has cracked it. “It’s morning. It’s good. Take it...

    • Posted September 4, 2018
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  • Build Your Own Garage and Save $$$

    “They said ‘Do you have a garage?'” stated Toby Dawson, 44, Golden Square. That is a requirement of cheap car insurance. “I totally said yes,” said Mr Dawson. And rightfully so. “Knocked $180 off me insurance and...

    • Posted September 4, 2018
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  • Man Carries Entire Shopping After Forgetting Bags in Car

    “Murph, hum, huff,” he said. Bloody made it though.

    • Posted September 3, 2018
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  • Giant Spaceman Emerges on View St, Current Location Unknown

    While mostly unnoticed a giant space man exited View St sidewalk recently, and vanished. Nobody knows where it’s gone. It’s like Marilyn Monroe. Or, less accurately, and worse, Marilyn Manson, if you Redtube it wrong. Oh well....

    • Posted September 3, 2018
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  • Huge Announcement: BENDIGO COMEDY FESTIVAL, October 11-13

    Bendigo Comedy Festival October 11-13 Dilruk Jayasinha, Elliot Goblet, Alex Ward, Cath Styles, Dan Connell, Nick Capper, Ben Russell, Xavier Michelides, Ash Greblo, Cody Jones, Mike Elliott, Luke Morris. Tickets on sale soon.

    • Posted September 2, 2018
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  • Tea Party Win in Bendigo

    Who the hell knew this would happen? In a poll on what people call their main meal, tea or dinner, tea has won. Tea, a kind of herb drink, is what people eat as a main meal...

    • Posted September 2, 2018
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  • White Night Not As Popular As White Knights

    What would you rather do, stand out in the cold, at night, looking at LED lighting on a wall, or eat something yummy? White Knight lollies are great. What about a Curly Wurly? Or Polly Waffle? Or...

    • Posted September 1, 2018
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