All posts tagged "Bendigo"

  • Tea Party Win in Bendigo

    Who the hell knew this would happen? In a poll on what people call their main meal, tea or dinner, tea has won. Tea, a kind of herb drink, is what people eat as a main meal...

    • Posted September 2, 2018
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  • White Night Not As Popular As White Knights

    What would you rather do, stand out in the cold, at night, looking at LED lighting on a wall, or eat something yummy? White Knight lollies are great. What about a Curly Wurly? Or Polly Waffle? Or...

    • Posted September 1, 2018
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  • K-mart Overtakes Post Office as Local Point of Reference

    “She asked me how far it was from K-Mart,” said a completely baffled Eddie the Eagle, 42, from Huntly. Apparently a young women, well, mid-twenties isn’t really young is it? I mean she was about 27. By...

    • Posted August 30, 2018
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  • World Heritage Listing Considered For Bendigo’s Telstra Phone Booth

    Outside Bendigo TAFE, across the road from Hop Supply, near the weatherboard church, just down from the Black Swan, not far from the Bingo place, a few stones throws from the Chinese Gardens, nowhere near the Central...

    • Posted August 27, 2018
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  • Bendigo Comedy gigs in September

    September… Friday 7 September – Shamrock Comedy – https://www.facebook.com/ShamrockComedyClub/ Friday 21 September – Open Mic at the Engine Room – https://www.facebook.com/events/231138394151581/ Friday 21 September – Women of Wit Vol. 2 – http://www.thecapital.com.au/Whats_On/Women_of_Wit_Vol_2   October… Watch this space...

    • Posted August 26, 2018
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  • Bendigo On the Slops Kicks Off

    The annual Bendigo on the Slops Festival has begun. Immediately following Bendigo on the Hops, the Slops is the next day for survivors. Real men. Not weak craft beer wankers. No soft cocks allowed. It begins with...

    • Posted August 26, 2018
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  • Fuck You Canada, says Trump

    In what can only be described as a calculated move, American Commander-in-chief Donald “Duck” Trump has slagged off Canada. “No greater friends than the United States and Australia!” reads the media release by the Duck head of...

    • Posted August 25, 2018
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  • Beer Wankers Replace Wine Wankers as Most Annoying Wankers

    A recent Morgan-Gallen poll of wankers has given top billing to beer snobs, edging out wine buffs, politicians, teenage boys, and people who take photos of themselves. One of these beer wankers is Barry Cassidy, 27, of...

    • Posted August 25, 2018
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  • Crate Man to Challenge for the Leader of Australia

    There are few in Australian politics with more charisma, panache, and honesty as Crate Man. If there’s an issue affecting Australia, Crate Man has been there, supporting in true Aussies spirit – by not yanking anyones chain....

    • Posted August 24, 2018
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  • Chips at the National Hotel

    These exquisite portions of potato have been sliced and fried, much like a Christian during the 1500s age of martyrs– the act has made them saintly. Drizzled upon is a salty herb salt mix that has hint...

    • Posted August 23, 2018
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