All posts tagged "Bendigo"

  • Long Gully P-Plater Caught Doing Speed Limit

    An 18 year old was clocked doing 50 km/h in a 50 limit street in Long Gully overnight. Sargent John Johnson of Bendigo Highway Patrol was shocked by the incident. “He’s giving probationary drivers everywhere a bad...

    • Posted March 29, 2016
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  • 80 Injured In Easter Parade iPad Fight

    This year’s Bendigo Easter Parade has been left in turmoil. A fight broke out after Jeff Gregson, 42 from Maiden Gully videoed the parade on his iPad attached to a selfie stick and blocked the view of...

    • Posted March 27, 2016
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  • Bendigo’s Easter Festival Makes the Bendigo Hanukkah Carnival Look Crap

    Chocolate eggs, table tennis, giant bunnies, Blues & Roots music, paella and a very long Chinese dragon, the Bendigo Easter Festival is the envy of the local Jewish community. But not for long. “This year’s Hanukkah will...

    • Posted March 25, 2016
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  • Giant Poo Mistaken For Chocolate Egg at Easter Hunt

    The Bendigo Fair’s Easter Egg Hunt has been permanently shut down after a piece of poo was mistaken for a chocolate egg. Parents Rita and Jack McDonald from Kangaroo Flat are planning to take legal action after...

    • Posted March 25, 2016
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  • “More Twisted Than A Topknot” – Pho’lis

    Bendigo cafe and bar owners are under fire with talks of another protest that may take over Easter celebrations this weekend. As stated in a previous article, a very well known “hipster” is leading a pack of...

    • Posted March 25, 2016
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  • Hipster Rally: not in my town say locals

    A counter rally is being organised in response to the “Hipsters March in Peace”. Bevan Smith, spokesperson for the group “Say No to Hipsters”, has confirmed they plan to disrupt the Hipster March. Mr Smith claims that...

    • Posted March 24, 2016
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  • Hipsters March for Peace

    Bendigo CBD will be under fire yet again this coming weekend. Expecting thousands of beards, scarves, and what can only be described as “dad shoes”. No, it’s not another march for the much debated mosque. It has...

    • Posted March 24, 2016
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  • Giant Marilyn Monroe Statue to be Replaced by Giant Ice Addict

    The City of Greater Bendigo Council has relented to a minority group opposed to the giant Marilyn Monroe statue (legs pictured). “The fist shacking brigade of ill mannered locals will be heard,” said Council spokesperson Hilary Duff....

    • Posted March 24, 2016
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  • Rod Fyffe’s Hair Revealed to be Made of Noodles

    A month long investigation by the Bendigo Standard has uncovered the truth about Lord Mayor Rod Fyffe’s hair (pictured). It is not made of brush wire, electric sparks, or zany ideas, as has often been expected. The...

    • Posted March 24, 2016
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  • Live 10 – The Sound Of Music

    Beans and Greens may now be eaten without any repercussions.  The sound of music and the power behind it….well music is now being used to zone out or even drop flatulence.  Gas will now be the thing...

    • Posted March 24, 2016
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