All posts tagged "Breaking"

  • Local Woman Thought Adult Book Week Was A Thing

    A woman this week accidentally went to work dressed up in costume believing it was Book Week. Geraldine Jefferson, a Lawyer from California Gully dressed as Dobby The Elf from Harry Potter only to be told to...

    • Posted August 30, 2018
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  • K-mart Overtakes Post Office as Local Point of Reference

    “She asked me how far it was from K-Mart,” said a completely baffled Eddie the Eagle, 42, from Huntly. Apparently a young women, well, mid-twenties isn’t really young is it? I mean she was about 27. By...

    • Posted August 30, 2018
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  • Daryl Braithwaite To Perform At The BFL Grand Final

    Daryl Braithwaite has been announced as this years Bendigo Football League Grand Final entertainment. It has been revealed exclusively to The Bendigo Standard, during The Horses a dozen Pegasus’ will be released into the sky at the QEO. The horse-winged creatures have replaced...

    • Posted August 29, 2018
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  • Man Jumps on Richmond Bandwagon As They’re Not As Crap Now

    Local man Jeff Gooden announced on social media today he is now going for Richmond. “They used to be crap and now they’re not. I used to be a Carlton supporter back in the early 90’s. Now...

    • Posted August 28, 2018
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  • Local Woman Promotes The Benefits Of Chicken Nugget Yoga

    A woman from Maiden Gully has open the doors to a new Bendigo Yoga Studio that specialises in the ancient art of Chicken Nugget Yoga. Namaste. It’s just like regular yoga, with the added element of eating...

    • Posted August 28, 2018
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  • Man Changes Smoke Alarm Battery When Australia Changes Leadership

    A man from Stawell in Western Victoria admitted he only changes his smoke alarm battery when Australia gains a new Prime Minister. Gerald Fawkes said “Back in the 90’s I kept forgetting to change the battery during...

    • Posted August 27, 2018
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  • World Heritage Listing Considered For Bendigo’s Telstra Phone Booth

    Outside Bendigo TAFE, across the road from Hop Supply, near the weatherboard church, just down from the Black Swan, not far from the Bingo place, a few stones throws from the Chinese Gardens, nowhere near the Central...

    • Posted August 27, 2018
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  • Bendigo Comedy gigs in September

    September… Friday 7 September – Shamrock Comedy – https://www.facebook.com/ShamrockComedyClub/ Friday 21 September – Open Mic at the Engine Room – https://www.facebook.com/events/231138394151581/ Friday 21 September – Women of Wit Vol. 2 – http://www.thecapital.com.au/Whats_On/Women_of_Wit_Vol_2   October… Watch this space...

    • Posted August 26, 2018
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  • Bendigo On the Slops Kicks Off

    The annual Bendigo on the Slops Festival has begun. Immediately following Bendigo on the Hops, the Slops is the next day for survivors. Real men. Not weak craft beer wankers. No soft cocks allowed. It begins with...

    • Posted August 26, 2018
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  • Fuck You Canada, says Trump

    In what can only be described as a calculated move, American Commander-in-chief Donald “Duck” Trump has slagged off Canada. “No greater friends than the United States and Australia!” reads the media release by the Duck head of...

    • Posted August 25, 2018
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